C'mon, people, let's leave poor Jar Jar out of this

First, a word of reassurance to anybody who woke up this morning and saw that Star Wars' least-favorite Gungan was trending on Twitter: Jar Jar Binks isn't dead. (It's not his birthday, either. Or hatch-day? We're sure someone out there knows if Jar Jars do live birth, and if they could do us a favor and never, ever @...